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NorthWest/SouthWest Put to Rest

By Wanaku Verdzekov · · The Cameroons

Date note: Undated Facebook note, written between 2011 and 2014.

Tags: naming, identity, leadership

I hear names like North West and South West, and I ask myself: "north-west of where?" or "south-west of where?"

When you give birth to a child, do you wait for some stranger to come and name it? Seriously, when you fill out your son's or daughter's birth certificate, are you going to write "NorthWesterner" or "SouthWesterner"? And if your child later went somewhere else in the world to study or do business, how would they introduce themselves: "Sam Paty, SouthWesterner"? "Nic Atum, NorthWesterner"?

You tell me.

Let's slow down. We have been on a 50+ year joyride in the Ahidjo-and-Biya boogie-wagon. When a cross-section of a community has been traumatized psychologically over a long period, it needs a cooling-down period as long as the time spent under stress.

Yes, there are bodies (like the UN) with some responsibility for the situation we find ourselves in. But at the end of the day, the mechanics of moving forward depend on no one but US (the good people of the State of former British Southern Cameroons).

The question of leadership is a simple one: not by appointment, but by merit. No one can take from you what you do not have. So the blame game will stop on its own, because once you are on your own, you cannot blame anyone else for your troubles.

If you are sitting at the dining table, it is because you brought something to eat. If you are sitting at the negotiating table, it is because you brought something to the table.

Did you? You tell me.

— Wanaku Verdzekov

Reading & grammar

Reading level: Gr 8–10

Understand

  1. What question does the author ask about the names North West and South West?
  2. What does the birth-certificate example show?
  3. According to the author, how should leaders be chosen?

Grammar focus: direction words as names. North-west as a direction takes a lower case and a hyphen; as a name (the North West Region) it takes capitals. The author questions whether a direction can be a real name.

Try it: Write two sentences, one using north-west as a direction and one as a proper name.

Discuss: Who should name a region: its people or the central government? Argue.